-Note: Only take one carry-on when boarding a European airplane.
-2nd note: People don't really like being hit up side the head with your guitar case
-Note: Notre dame de la Garde is only kind of cool the first time you go.
-2nd note: It is not any cooler the second time you go.
-Note: Don't make a lot of noise in our apartment cause then man below us....who has lived here for 60 years...said he would kill us!-2nd note: I think he was joking!
-Note: Getting a bank account requires a minimum of 5 visits to the bank.
-Note: You will feel like an idiot sometimes as you are trying to speak your own language...a cross between French and English!
-Note: European cars....much like American cars....will continually die when starting in 3rd gear.
-2nd note: If you smell burning....let someone else try!
-Note: Young french girls WILL scream when a vehicle lurches in their direction.
-Note: The sticker found on the drip pan in your oven should be removed before turning on the oven because it will burn and release toxic fumes.
-2nd note: You should also remove the clear blue plastic film covering the pan.
-Note: That cat that you see running across the road in front of your door is not actually a cat, it is in fact a Rat!
-2nd note: Del does not think that Benny is a very good rat name.
-Note: Simply introduce yourself as "Courtney....like Courtney Cox!" And everyone will know how to say your name
-Note: Learn how to say "Leave me alone." in French, that way, if a drunk, homeless man ever picks you out of your whole group and grabs you around the shoulders from behind again...you know what to say!
-2nd note: I hear a punch is the international symbol for "Leave me alone"!